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Histoire Belge

 Deux belges vont chercher de l'essence dans une  station service à la frontière franco-belge........ 
La station est éloignée mais  ils font le déplacement car ils veulent participer au concours organisé  par le gérant de la station : " Une heure de sexe gratuit " ! 
Ils font donc le plein et  demandent au gérant s'ils peuvent participer au concours. 
- OK, dit le gérant,  si vous gagnez vous avez droit à une heure de sexe gratuit, offerte par la  maison. 
- Et comment on joue ? demandent les belges 
- C'est simple, dit  le gérant, je vais penser à un nombre entre 1 et 10.. 
Si vous devinez ce  nombre, vous gagnez votre heure de sexe gratuit.  - Je dis 7, répond le premier  belge. 
-  Désolé, c'était 8, dit le gérant La semaine suivante, ils retournent à la  station, refont le plein et demandent à participer au  concours. 
- OK, dit le gérant, je vais penser à un nombre entre 1 et 10,  si vous devinez ce nombre, vous gagnez votre heure de sexe  gratuit - Je dis 5, répond le premier belge 
- Désolé, c'était 7,  dit le gérant.  Sur le chemin du retour, le premier belge dit a  l'autre : 
- Je suis sûr que ce concours est truqué. 
- Je ne pense pas,  répond le deuxième. Ma femme a gagné deux fois la semaine dernière  !!!
Par bossun le jeudi 30 avril 2009


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